Alexander's Curse by Kruttika Susarla

S̶e̶b̶a̶s̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶X̶a̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ Alexander is an average guy who thought he loved what any average guy loves: wealth and assets management. But fate has other plans for him. Thrown into encounters with poop-cursing-birds and someone claiming to be a tree, will S̶e̶b̶a̶s̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶X̶a̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ Alexander manage to find his one true calling?